I don't want a lot for Christmas; there is just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree. I don't need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplace. Santa Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas Day...
Baby, all I want for Christmas is:
a long hot bath.
a bottle of wine.
a really great book.
an hour of peace and quiet.
dinner cooked and ready.
presents wrapped and pretty.
all the parents happy.
& a vacation some where away from here.
(Okay, so I combined TWO songs. I'm just that awesome. Dig it.)